This blog is a place where common sense comes to die and non-healthy obsessions thrive! Because when your life just goes to S.H.I.T all you can do is sit back and enjoy the hour trip to the nearest mental ward. whilst life is full of ups and downs your imagination is there to make the fall a little more cushioned.
I am and shall always be a Tom Hiddleston enthusiast

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

eloquentasfuck:

inbetweenthelineart:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

The correct response to “so you hate men?”

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humansofnewyork:

"My brother was killed when I was 13. There had been a fight at a nightclub, and my brother was not involved, but he was shot in the head as he tried to run away. He was very popular in my town, so there were many reporters and friends outside the hospital when I got there. When I walked in my mother was sitting in a chair, crying. She wouldn’t even look at me. She wouldn’t speak to me. Not only did I lose my brother that day, but I lost my mother too. Life from then on was about her suffering. She stayed home all day, she cried, she didn’t pay much attention to us. Nothing was allowed to be more important than her suffering. Nobody else was allowed to have important problems. Her pain had to be worse than everyone else’s. She preferred it that way."

humansofnewyork:

"My brother was killed when I was 13. There had been a fight at a nightclub, and my brother was not involved, but he was shot in the head as he tried to run away. He was very popular in my town, so there were many reporters and friends outside the hospital when I got there. When I walked in my mother was sitting in a chair, crying. She wouldn’t even look at me. She wouldn’t speak to me. Not only did I lose my brother that day, but I lost my mother too. Life from then on was about her suffering. She stayed home all day, she cried, she didn’t pay much attention to us. Nothing was allowed to be more important than her suffering. Nobody else was allowed to have important problems. Her pain had to be worse than everyone else’s. She preferred it that way."

Anonymous asked:

Any advice on buying my first dildo?

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

Wow, Jesus is a pervert.

combeferret:

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

THATS THE EXACT SAME BODY LANGUAGE AND REACTION A LITTLE HOUSE CAT WOULD HAVE I LOVE KITTIES SO MUCH

combeferret:

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

THATS THE EXACT SAME BODY LANGUAGE AND REACTION A LITTLE HOUSE CAT WOULD HAVE I LOVE KITTIES SO MUCH

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agentressler:

i’m crying

agentressler:

i’m crying

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anch0vies:

spazztastic-muffin:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.